Posts Tagged ‘Seinfeld’

Day 21: One Of My Favorite TV Shows

Hmm…Seinfeld? Groundbreaking, real comedy. It was so stupid but so relevant and hilarious. It dealt with the little issues that everyone knows about but doesn’t realize or talk about.

And gave me sooo many quotes to slip into random conversations.

I was gonna by license plates that say “ASS MAN”

I want to have “The Contest” with my friends.

Never double-dip.

Never walk in on a guy changing after swimming. And don’t believe what you see!

I could go on forever, but you get it.

And after 20 years it still applies to every day life!

Greatest show ever. Period. End of story.

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Day 10: Discuss Your First Love and First Kiss

Great. The girl I mentioned in an earlier blog. We’re no longer together, unfortunately, but that’s not what this is about. We have dated a few times since junior high. Most recently was the longest time, a total of five months. The first kiss was like, December 6th? 2008? I believe, it was a few days after we started dating. It was our first kisses for both of us. The long-distance relationship thing didn’t work out, but I know I’ve never felt that way about anybody else. But everything ends eventually. If she still lived here we would still be together, but it just sucked that way. So, yeah.

“Breaking up is like tipping over a Coke machine. You can’t do it in one shove, you have to rock it back and forth a few times before it falls over.”

I just love that quote. If I told you it was from a “Teensinlovequotes” Twitter account you would fall in love with it. But it’s from Seinfeld, so you’ll probably think “Gross, the 90s.” If you are a female, that is.